bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

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When someone leaves immediately after a Marvel movie

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eggaroo:

cannibalucifer:

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

dude my internal insulting isnt even that good its more just a constant stream of fuck you fucking fuck shit think youre the fucking shit nipple dont you fuck shit

shit nipple

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averyirregularhead:

trolltina:

“Men need to objectify and conquer. They see what they want to see. Women, however, can see into the soul of a person.”

This is the line that officially made me fall in love with AHS
twilightwitch:

WHY FATHER?!?